Two nations separated by a common language.

Rather crude, but hell, I write gay smut. You’ll have to forgive me.

Thirteen Things not to say in America 1. Can I bum a fag? 2. Excuse me, do you have a rubber I can borrow? 3. What an fluffy pussy! 4. I’d love a ride on your ass. 5. I blew off David last night 6. I feed my dog on pedigree chum! 7. “Wotcha cock!” 8. She’s full of spunk! 9. Crumpet, anyone? 10. She just won’t stop sucking that dummy. 11. I think I’ll have faggots tonight. 12. You know he’s a hooker for the team, don’t you? 13. I asked him to knock me up before he went to work.

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